imma be that crazy catlady.


"I was really stoned at the zoo last weekend, and there was an animal there that I have never seen before. Like, literally, I have no idea what this animal was. I was like, this animal, what I’m hoping is that when I get on stage, I’m like that animal and I know that I’m the animal. The people watching me are like, "Oh wow! I’ve never seen that before. It’s kind of like a bear but it’s also like a pig." I just want to show it to the people who are there— I just want to be able to express myself and to feel love. I especially felt that way after being on Saturday Night Live, because I had never been thrown out there and exposed, and I’m very sensitive. I think I’m brave, but I’m sensitive. After that, I just remember being like, All right, what I want is to feel love. Not to feel popular— I literally just want to feel safe with other humans, and I want them to share their secrets with me, and I want to be best friends with a lot of people. And when I can’t have that, it makes me so sad. Sitting in my house— I feel like maybe I do some dark tweets.” (x)

"I was really stoned at the zoo last weekend, and there was an animal there that I have never seen before. Like, literally, I have no idea what this animal was. I was like, this animal, what I’m hoping is that when I get on stage, I’m like that animal and I know that I’m the animal. The people watching me are like, "Oh wow! I’ve never seen that before. It’s kind of like a bear but it’s also like a pig." I just want to show it to the people who are there— I just want to be able to express myself and to feel love. I especially felt that way after being on Saturday Night Live, because I had never been thrown out there and exposed, and I’m very sensitive. I think I’m brave, but I’m sensitive. After that, I just remember being like, All right, what I want is to feel love. Not to feel popular— I literally just want to feel safe with other humans, and I want them to share their secrets with me, and I want to be best friends with a lot of people. And when I can’t have that, it makes me so sad. Sitting in my house— I feel like maybe I do some dark tweets.” (x)

gaimez:

One time this girl really hated me and wanted to ruin my reputation or something so one day i was talking to a boy and she came up and really obnoxiously said “you know she has a crush on you right?” and he was like “man i hope so or else this is gonna get really awkward”

She fuckin told my boyfriend that i liked him

4 weeks ago with 356,103 notes

artkat:

despairnaegami:

personasanta:

does anybody else think tired and sleepy mean two totally different things

sleepy is cute and dozing off and happy but tired is 10 cups of coffee and murder

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1 month ago with 742,482 notes

homedesigning:

20 Modern Bedroom Designs

homedesigning:

20 Modern Bedroom Designs

Has anyone ever used the “You know nothing” catchphrase on you? There was one situation a year ago. I was having lunch with a friend and the lovely waitress came over wanting to know what I was gonna have.  And just in my own little world, I was like, “Oh, God! I don’t know!” The waitress was like, “You know nothing.” - Rose Leslie

-teesa-:

The only accurate way to report that 1 out of 4 Americans are skeptical of global warming is to say: A poll finds that 1 out of 4 Americans are wrong about something.

suicidallyreckless:

I googled ‘upside down cats’ and I am the farthest thing from disappointed

Tagged: this is me

damoninmythoughts:

Delena + evolution of touching

thehpalliance:

"That’s why advocates should not be talking about protecting net neutrality. They shouldn’t even use that phrase. They should call it "Preventing Cable Company F!#@ery" because that is what it is. And… there might actually be something you can still do.”

The FCC is trying to create a tiered, unequal internet, where corporations can pay more for faster speeds. They want you to leave them comments on this decision. Give ‘em your worst.