imma be that crazy catlady.

alexanderperchov:

if i ever have kids instead of being like “it’s a boy” im going to send out highly bewildering cards that say things like “it’s the chosen one” and “it’s probably not a lizard” and “we’re not sure what it is, but it just set the couch on fire, please send help” with a different thing to every person i send one to just to see what people show up at the baby shower with

3 weeks ago with 118,442 notes

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  • me: watching tv show
  • me: looks down at phone for 0.002 seconds
  • me: misses entire plot line of episode, introduction of 2 new characters, 1 main character dies, they are in a different country, at some point someone reproduced and offspring are spoiled and someone got a pet cat

3 weeks ago with 121,353 notes

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iambecomezagreus:

 

memeimpala:

what is teen wolf even about? wolves?? high schoolers??? demons?? people killing?? people dying?? children hurt you hear them crying??? can you practice what you preach and would you turn the other cheek?? father father father help us…..need some guidance from above……where is the love

3 weeks ago with 47,611 notes

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thankyouforthedildos:

Perks of dating me:

  • you’ll be the hot one

1 month ago with 193,122 notes

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georgianadesign:

Hillside manor house, Buckhead, Atlanta. Via Land Plus Associates.

georgianadesign:

Hillside manor house, Buckhead, Atlanta. Via Land Plus Associates.

queencrash:

ritornerai:

What if Gordon Ramsay voiced a GPS

"Great job, you missed the exit you fucking disgrace."

1 month ago with 490,872 notes