imma be that crazy catlady.

stephenhawqueen:

the US is unreal like girls cant wear shorts to school, you can literally lose your job for being gay, and unarmed black children are brutally murdered on the regular but old white ppl r still like “what a beautiful country. i can freely carry a gun for no reason and some of our mountains look like presidents. god bless”

1 day ago with 253,292 notes

"I don’t know him [Ryan Gosling]. I’ve just read this interview where I’m like, ‘Okay, you’re now officially beautiful and intelligent.’"

everything I’ve ever done, every choice I’ve ever made, every terrible and wonderful thing that’s ever happened to me.. it’s all led me to right here; this moment, with you.
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our partnership, our relationship, is the greatest thing that has ever happened to me. you’re an amazing man, and I love you with all of my heart.

Tagged: queue quote

paulwelsey:

Get to know me meme - [4/10] favorite male characters: Iron Man.

I am Iron Man.

carriesfirstperiod:

my mom just looked at a spider at our kitchen and yelled “why do you have to be like that? you dont need that many eyes or legs you need to stop”

6 days ago with 311,858 notes

babyferaligator:

hey i heard u like bad girls, i dont mean to brag or anything but im really really bad. at everything.

1 week ago with 396,347 notes

oliver queen: a summary.

d-o-r-ia-n:

zannablack:

superlockedinthephandom:

sarajust:

taggedbooty:

offlcer:

♫ it’s going down, i’m yelling Simba ♫

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TOO SOON

IT’S BEEN 20 YEARS

WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS BEEN 20 YEARS

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oh my god

FUCK

1 week ago with 730,454 notes

niisku:


the amount of sass in this screencap is overwhelming

niisku:

the amount of sass in this screencap is overwhelming

Really Tea Party, really? You’re surprised that you’re targeted by the IRS? You named yourself after a group of people who proudly and historically violated tax laws.